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one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

Excellent parenting.

if countries were students

  • Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
  • America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
  • Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
  • England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
  • New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
  • The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
  • France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
  • China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
  • Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
  • bagmilk:

    mom i can’t go to school today i’m ugly



    I bet you’d sound adorable moaning my name.



    tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:

    • don’t talk to strangers
    • don’t make friends online
    • don’t do anything stupid


I think my mum got a new phone


    how i feel after eating food:



    we all have a person who’s name we hear and we just